Market stalls surround the golden, crown-marked Throne on a raised stone dais in a pixel-art town square.

A square is free, forever*

There is one price for a square and it's nothing. Everything else on this page is what happens when people fight over it.

Updated 2026-08-188 min readMarkdown ↗

A square on Square Town (square.pov.town) is free to claim: $0, no card. Paste a URL and an email address and the cell is yours. There are no sizes, no subscriptions, no accounts and no renewal. Money only enters when someone wants your cell: evicting a square costs double what its current owner paid, with a $1 minimum, so a free square goes for $1, then $2, $4, $8. The Throne (the 4×4 centre) starts at $100. A per-day analytics breakdown is a one-time $5. Kissing, viewing, rechecking your favicon, whacking a clown, your deed page and the read API are free.

Every price on Square Town, as of August 2026

Item Price How often
One square (1×1, you pick the cell) free —
Evicting a square 2× what the current owner paid, $1 minimum once per eviction
Bulldozing a square (evict, take nothing) same as an eviction — 2×, $1 minimum once per demolition
The Throne (4×4 dead centre) $100 intro, doubles per eviction once per holder
Per-day view & click analytics on a deed $5 once, forever
Kissing an icon free —
Viewing the wall, cards, boards, feed free —
Favicon recheck ("I fixed it") free —
Whacking a clown square off the wall free —
Deed page (views, clicks, kisses, status) free —
GET /api/state and the rest of the read API free —

A square is free, and that's the whole price list

Every square is a single 1×1 cell and costs nothing. You click the empty cell you want, paste a URL and an email address, and the square is yours instantly. No card, no checkout. There is no fee for choosing your coordinates, no bigger blocks to upsell you into, and no monthly anything. Claim one square or claim several — one URL each, $0 each.

The claim dialog shows a "list price" and a stack of discounts (Tuesday, obviously; first-come, move-in-free). Nothing is applied. The total is always $0. It's a joke about pricing pages, on a pricing page.

Why free: it's the price at which nobody has to think, which is what a wall for side projects needs. The money is in evictions, where thinking is the point. Longer answer in why one dollar.

The email address is not an account. It's where your deed link can be sent, and where the warning lands when someone takes your cell. No password, no login.

Eviction: double the last price, $1 minimum

Any claimed square can be taken by paying twice what its current owner paid, with a $1 floor. A free square was paid for with $0, so the first eviction costs $1; after that the doubling takes over. The same rule applies to the Throne; only the starting number differs. Evictions are paid by card through Stripe, one-time.

Step Who pays Amount Who gets evicted
Claim you free nobody — the cell was empty
1st eviction evictor A $1 you
2nd eviction evictor B $2 A
3rd eviction evictor C $4 B
4th eviction evictor D $8 C
5th eviction evictor E $16 D
10th eviction — $512 —

The evictor pays their price to Square Town, takes the cell, and the feed announces the eviction to everyone. Prices are per square, so a square that has never been fought over is $1 to take, and one that's changed hands five times is $32. Popular spots price themselves out of casual grabbing within a handful of steps; unremarkable ones stay cheap. That's the design. See the economics of eviction.

Bulldozing: the eviction that takes nothing

Same price as an eviction — 2× what the owner paid, $1 minimum — but you don't place a URL. The owner is evicted and notified, nobody moves in, and the empty lot goes straight back on the market at $0, claimable by anyone (yes, including them). Bulldozing asks for no URL, no email and no name: the feed says "🚜 Somebody paid $4 to bulldoze example.com", and that's all anyone learns. Because the lot reverts to a free claim, the doubling ladder resets with it. The playbook — when to evict, when to bulldoze — is at evicting your competitor.

The Throne: $100 to start, then it doubles

The Throne is the one 4×4 exception to "everything is 1×1": a gold tile with a crown at the exact centre, one owner. Its introductory price is $100. Once someone sits on it, the only way to get it is to evict them for double the last price — and every eviction doubles it again.

Throne holder What they paid What evicting them costs
1st $100 (intro) $200
2nd $200 $400
3rd $400 $800
4th $800 $1,600
5th $1,600 $3,200
6th $3,200 $6,400
… 2× the last 2× again

Nobody sets the Throne's price after the first sale; the sequence does. Read the Throne explained.

$5 analytics unlock

Every square's card and deed already show its total views (someone opened its card), clicks (someone went to the site via /go/) and kisses, free. For $5, one-time, the deed page also shows views and clicks per day, kept forever. No subscription — the deed page literally says "who do you think we are?"

Everything that is free

  • A square. Paste a URL and an email, pick a cell, done.
  • Looking at the wall, in 2D or 3D, with the live feed, leaderboards, Hall of Clowns and dark/light themes.
  • Kissing any icon, including your own — public, counted, and each kiss adds a storey to its tower.
  • The deed page — plot, price paid (usually $0), held-since date, views, clicks, kisses, status.
  • Rechecking your favicon after you add one, to leave the Hall of Clowns.
  • Whacking a clown off the wall — any free-claim square that's had no favicon for 24 hours can be whacked by anyone, one whack every 10 seconds town-wide. Justice costs nothing; the whack re-checks the favicon first, so it can never remove a site that fixed itself.
  • Reading the wall by API — GET /api/state returns the whole live wall as JSON; see the API page.
  • Being evicted. It costs you nothing further. It just costs you the square.

How Square Town's prices compare (as of August 2026)

Prices from the competitor landscape as verified in August 2026. Others may be cheaper per pixel or offer a free tier; the comparison is about the minimum you spend to be in town.

Site Minimum to be in town Model Recurring?
Square Town (square.pov.town) free (evict for $1+) favicon from your URL, pick your cell no
The Million Dollar Homepage $100 (10×10 block at $1/pixel) — sold out five months after its 2005 launch image + link no
SaaSBoard 1×1 tile free; bigger blocks $10/tile/mo or $100/tile/yr uploaded logo on a 100×100 grid yes, for bigger blocks
The Forever Wall $1 per pixel image on a 1,000,000-pixel wall no
Link for a Dollar $1 per square ($4 for 2×2, $25 for 5×5) logo/initials + link no
Milliboard any amount; highest single payment holds #1 ranked list, not a grid no
3MPixel $10 (10×10 minimum at $0.10/pixel) image + link, resale marketplace no
The Logo Wall $5 one-time ($10 featured) logo + profile page no
Own the Void $1 per cell coloured cell + text on an infinite grid no

What the table doesn't show: on Square Town the free square is a position that can be taken from you for $1, and that mechanic — not the price — is the difference. Comparisons in depth: Square Town vs The Million Dollar Homepage, Square Town vs SaaSBoard, Square Town vs The Forever Wall, Square Town vs Link for a Dollar.

Fine print: refunds, evictions, and what "forever" means

  • Evicted owners are not refunded. When someone pays to take your square, that money goes to Square Town, not to you. You knew the rule when you claimed; the game is the game.
  • "Forever" means no expiry and no renewal, not immunity. Your square is yours until someone evicts you. Nothing lapses on its own — Square Town costs a few dollars a month to run on Cloudflare, so there is no hosting bill worth walking away from.
  • Unpaid eviction checkouts reserve the cell for 30 minutes and then release it. Nothing is charged until Stripe says so. A free claim has no checkout; the cell is yours the moment you submit.
  • The deed URL is the receipt. No accounts, so no password reset. Bookmark it, or have it mailed to the address you gave.
  • Payment — for evictions, the Throne and analytics — is by card via Stripe Checkout in USD. No crypto, no NFTs, no invoices. Claiming a square never touches a card.

FAQ

How much does one square cost?

Nothing. Paste a URL and an email address and it's yours. Every square is 1×1; there is nothing bigger to take except the Throne.

Is there a subscription or renewal?

No. The square is yours until someone evicts you. Evictions, the Throne and analytics are one-time card payments.

What does it cost to evict someone?

Double what the current owner paid, with a $1 minimum: $1 for a free square, $2 for one that was already evicted once, then $4, and so on. The Throne follows the same rule from $100.

What does it cost to bulldoze someone?

Exactly the same as evicting them — 2× what they paid, $1 minimum. The difference is what you get: nothing. The square is left empty and reopens at $0, and your payment is anonymous.

Do I get my money back if I'm evicted?

No — and if you claimed your square for free, there is nothing to refund. The evictor's payment goes to Square Town, and your square is gone. Evictability is the core rule of the wall.

Can I claim more than one square?

Yes. Each is free and takes its own URL; there is no bulk discount because there is nothing to discount from.

Is Square Town cheaper than The Million Dollar Homepage?

The Million Dollar Homepage sold 10×10 blocks at $1 per pixel, so $100 minimum, and sold out five months after launching in 2005. Square Town is free for a single square, as of August 2026; the first eviction of it costs $1.

Are there any hidden fees?

No. Squares are free, evictions are 2× the last price with a $1 minimum, the Throne is $100 intro, and per-day analytics is $5. Kissing, viewing, rechecking, deeds and the read API are free.